Boo. As far as I could tell, seeing Snookie get clocked was the only reason to watch this abomination.

bestrooftalkever:

Sub-headline: BestRoofTalkEver puts Snooki Punch in their post.

(Disclaimer: BRTE does not condone violence, especially Guido on Guidette crime.)

(via thegreg and gracenmichelle)

"I served Alex Guarnaschelli beef curtains."
— One of the chefs from “Chopped” who was completely unaware of what he was saying.
These Snowman Melties were featured on Food Network’s “Unwrapped”. No one pointed out the fact that they have breasts.
Thank goodness I am here to point it out for them.
These snowmen have breasts.
You can buy them at the Swiss Colony.

These Snowman Melties were featured on Food Network’s “Unwrapped”. No one pointed out the fact that they have breasts.

Thank goodness I am here to point it out for them.

These snowmen have breasts.

You can buy them at the Swiss Colony.

Oh hey, a Nissan WTF. Spotted on South and Forest Aves.

Oh hey, a Nissan WTF. Spotted on South and Forest Aves.

I feel this needs to be updated with that nauseating Kay Jewelers “We’re in a cabin and there’s scary thunder!” ad, but otherwise Sarah Haskins perfectly captures the insipid vapidity of jewelry commercials.

Viva Batmanuel! Viva Nestor Carbonell! And Viva Richard Alpert!
(via Lost Comics)

Viva Batmanuel! Viva Nestor Carbonell! And Viva Richard Alpert!

(via Lost Comics)

bestrooftalkever:

This is how I feel right now considering this is the first frost of the season.
Eff dat cold.
(via timetravelswithoutamachine)

bestrooftalkever:

This is how I feel right now considering this is the first frost of the season.

Eff dat cold.

(via timetravelswithoutamachine)

Thank you Mental Floss for reminding me how much I love Wesley Willis.

He made music, he sang is ass off.

A documentary on the late rock and roll star was just released.

--Tagged under: Wesley Willis--

--Tagged under: Rock and Roll McDonalds--

--Tagged under: I whupped Batman's Ass--

If I were that guy, not only would I have an awesome sweater, but I would totally clear the spit-valve on that chick.
bestrooftalkever:

girl u kno I like huggin’, but I’m tryna trambone right now, feel me?
(via iamsosorry)

If I were that guy, not only would I have an awesome sweater, but I would totally clear the spit-valve on that chick.

bestrooftalkever:

girl u kno I like huggin’, but I’m tryna trambone right now, feel me?

(via iamsosorry)

Republican Senator Orrin Hatch from Utah penned a new Hanukkah song at the request of his friend, Tablet writer Jeffrey Goldberg.

Hatch, who is Mormon, had previously penned a number of Christmas songs.

Best quote: “I have always felt that the song canon for Hanukkah, a particularly interesting historical holiday, is sparse and uninspiring, in part because Jewish songwriters spend so much time writing Christmas music,” writes Goldberg.

It’s true: Irving Berlin wrote “White Christmas”, “Rudolph” was by Johhny Marks, “Let it Snow” by Jule Styne and Sammy Cahn, and so on (Mental Floss has a nice list with history and whatnot).

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