January 2010
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I would have named him "Stripey"
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Reasons why my fiance is a Communist
1) He hates Star Wars.
2) He does not like pumpkin pie.
3) He believes that classes should be abolished and property commonly controlled.
(note from Mr. Lemon: “I’m pretty sure that last one’s not true.” Pretty sure, folks. Not completely.)
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We're watching the original Star Trek series.
Me: We’re gonna be Trekkies!
Mr. Lemon: As long as I’m not a Warsie.
Me: A what?
Mr. Lemon: Whatever they call Star Wars people.
Me: Human beings? True Americans?
Mr. Lemon: Losers.
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The less you know, the more money you'll make →
Fortune Watch definitively proves that the more you know, the less money you’re likely to make.
Maybe I shouldn’t go for the PhD after all…
Via Neatorama
Best Christmas song ever? I do believe so!
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Christmas craft for next year?
This seems right up Karma Button’s alley.
Made by Georgia Peachez via Retro Renovation.
Way to keep calm under pressure →
After being stabbed by a would-be-mugger, a man walked into a diner, called 911 and proceeded to drink a cup of coffee.
While I commend his ability to stay calm and not FREAK OUT about having just been stabbed, he really shouldn’t have been drinking coffee.
Caffeine increases the heart rate which would cause him to bleed faster.
He should have ordered a Sanka.
Via The Daily What.
Monumental Events from 1909 and how they're... →
Listverse takes a look at 10 events from 1909 and then shows how the event is celebrated, remembered, or honored today.
The inaugeration of William H. Taft in 1909 vs that of Barack Obama in 2009
WatchThis is pretty fantastic. I wish the cast members of The Jersey Shore weren’t reprehensible human beings. But alas, they are.
thedailywhat:
FoD Video of the Day: If you prick The Situation, does The Situation not bleed? If you tickle The Situation, does The Situation not laugh? If you poison The Situation’s bronzer, does The Situation not die?
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Christmas in the 1950s →
Via Retro Renovation, here is a remarkably well preserved video from Christmas sometime in the 1950s. No sound, but the imagery is reason enough to check it out.
Crit discusses your Formsprings, part 1!
Wheeeee! My formspring question to fuckyeahlost is the first one on this list!
I feel fancy :)
fuckyeahlost:
So we have found at least four common actors from Lost and True Blood: Carrie Preston who plays Emily Linus and Arlene the waitress; William Sanderson who plays Oldham (He’s Our You) and Sheriff Dearborne; Michelle Forbes (Oceanic Lady and Maryanne), and Zeljko Ivanek (Juliette’s...
Update! I'm a person who plays Creep by Radiohead... →
Lauren Leto added Vonnegut to her list of stereotypes for people based on their favorite authors.
So it goes.
How to Make Your Husband a Nice Dinner. →
I’ll be trying some of these great tips tonight!
(via jennyowenyoungs)
WatchWell, Blogduggery, I see your Iron Man 2 preview, and raise you a snark.
Stereotyping people by their favorite authors →
Based on this long (and ever growing) list, I am (supposedly) a kid who didn’t fit in (duh), a smart geek, a girl who didn’t get enough drama when she was younger, a person who drinks scotch, a person who gets ARM mortgage, a man who uses words like “dubious” and “tenacity”, a person who bought the first generation Amazon Kindle and an 11th graders who peed...
My heart is a little warmer because of this story →
You remember that sap-fest Pay it Forward? And then there was a series of commercials when people would see someone do something nice for a stranger so that person would do something nice for a stranger and so on and so forth?
Well, it happened in real life in a Pennsylvania diner.
The manager on duty, Linda […]tells me that a couple in their 30s paid their check at the register, then...
WatchThis would be an awesome movie.
thedailywhat:
CollegeHumor Original of the Day: Meanwhile, at an unassuming inner-city school of witchcraft and wizardry…
Money: “I look like pro-Quidditch material to you?”
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My thoughts on the season finale of Dexter
Mr. Lemon and I watched the season finale of Dexter last night, and despite the ending being spoiled for me (I will be complaining about this forever), I must say I was not totally surprised by the conclusion.
Arrrrgh! Herein lie spoilers! Quit readin’ if you don’t want to know what happened!
In the first episode of the season, we learn that the Trinity Killer’s...
ultimate hot chocolate crawl: the 22 best hot... →
This is very very VERY important information.
randomnyc:
outofhabit:
since city bakery’s hot chocolate festival does not start until january 31st, i’ll just have to fill my hot chocolate cravings elsewhere ;)
Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most...
In sad news of the day, Grizzwald “Grizz” Chapman of 30 Rock needs a kidney transplant. But he has to lose at least 75-pounds before he’s healthy enough to undergo the procedure.
From Left: Kevin Brown, Tracy Morgan, and Grizzwald Chapman
Fortunately, Grizz has a friend in his fellow entourage member, Kevin Brown, who plays DotCom on the show.
“He’s getting that...
Don't mess with the Sturgeon!
Via Oddly Specific.
It reminds me of this billboard from the long road to South of the Border:
Via
MTV Pulls Snooki Punch from Upcoming "Jersey... →
Boo. As far as I could tell, seeing Snookie get clocked was the only reason to watch this abomination.
bestrooftalkever:
Sub-headline: BestRoofTalkEver puts Snooki Punch in their post.
(Disclaimer: BRTE does not condone violence, especially Guido on Guidette crime.)
(via thegreg and gracenmichelle)
“I served Alex Guarnaschelli beef curtains.”
– One of the chefs from “Chopped” who was completely unaware of what he was saying.
