Cumberbatch plays a loner with a straight face and no humour – which wouldn’t make for great company.
He also borders on lanky in his physique and could do with a protein shake and some bicep curls if he wants to make it as a TV stud.
Instead, his stringy body, sombre personality and lack of humour make it hard for women to see the appeal.
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There are two things everyone should know about Benedict Cumberbatch.
1) He has the most intense cupid’s bow ever. Eat your heart out Clara Bow.
2) Jim Moriarty didn’t need to use a diamond to break the case around the crown jewels. He could have easily used Benedict’s chiseled cheekbones.
There is no need to elaborate further. The man is gorgeous.