The Canada Party still wants your vote for president:
Mr. Obama, we’re Canadian, and even we think you’re too polite. So take a lesson from the most passive aggressive country on earth. Just agree to whatever they want, and then when it’s time to put up, drop the mic and Slim Shady right off the stage. Or as we call it up here, “pulling a Kyoto.”
Canada is awesome.
You know you’re doing something wrong when Canada has to have an intervention with you.
A polite and charming intervention. Canada, why are you so fucking cold?
Canada: America but better.
Least objectionable millionaire… or Canada? Hmm.
Best. Thing. I have ever. Seen.
“So maybe Canada wasn’t born in America. You know what? Neither was America. Because that would be physically...
Welp, they got my vote.
I’m voting Canadian in November.