The Key Lime

Obviously an Inspector Spacetime fan

• (Bookstore | Melbourne, Australia)
• (We’re a science fiction specialty bookstore. We also have a few other odds’n'ends around the store from series that do well, including several bits of Doctor Who merchandise.)
• Me: “Can I help you today, sir?”
• Customer: “All of your Doctor Who stuff is bootlegged!”
• Me: “I assure you it’s not, sir. As you can see, it has the BBC logo on it.”
• Customer: “They can print anything in China. This TARDIS is a total knock off!”
• Me: “Possibly, but we source our merchandise from reputable distributors located in the US & UK. We’re using the same suppliers that the [National Broadcaster] store uses for its Doctor Who merchandise.”
• Customer: “Bulls***! This is all fake! And you know how I can tell? Phoneboxes are RED!”
• Via notalwaysright.com/please-consult-the-chameleon-circuit/16750