(Warning, this is going to be pretty picture heavy!)
I got home from work and checked the mail and there was a super exciting envelope!
A letter? From Mitt Romney! Wow! (Please observe the bent nature of the envelope. I must bake my mailcarrier some cookies.)
A photo is enclosed? I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT!
OooOOooo! It’s an photo of Mittens and Gloves Romney! Signed by Mitt! I am such a lucky girl!
And there’s a letter!
It’s from Monday Morning! Today’s Wednesday! Wow, our postal service is so efficient! (Unless it’s from last Monday. Or the one before that. Actually, it could be from any Monday, now that I think about it…)
Let’s zoom in a bit on that awesome opening sentence…
One of the party’s most loyal supporters? Me? Really?
Mr. Romney, if I’m one of the Republican party’s most loyal supporters, you guys are fuuuuuccckkked.
But this wasn’t the only awesome piece of mail I got today.
Sorry Mittens, but this little liberal lady is for Obama.
So my lovely readers I have two questions: What should I do with my Romney photo and where should I put my Obama sticker?