My work day just got a bit more terrifying!
I get a text from PollyAmmo who is sick at home and watching Doctor Who:
PollyAmmo: Whenever I watch the Weeping Angels episode I feel like I can’t blink.
Me: You shouldn’t. They’ll grab you if you blink.
PollyAmmo: They’ll come out of the screen. The whole Doctor Who franchise is a trick.
Me: That’s why it’s so rare to meet a fan. They’ve all be taken by the angels.
PollyAmmo: Yes. I’ve never seen a Doctor Who fan.
Me: You only read about them…
PollyAmmo: I can’t hear you anymore. I’m in the 1920s. I’ll have my grandkids deliver a letter. Should be there any second.
Me: DID YOU JUST INVENT THE MOBILE PHONE?!?!
Suddenly! An email pops up!
re: Weeping Angels
I am emailing you on behalf of my grandmother, PollyAmmo. You just spoke to her yesterday, but she’s been dead for years.
She got rich inventing cell phones and says, “Hi The Key Lime.” That is all.
BUM BUM BUM!
Everyone, this is very important. When watching any episode of Doctor Who with weeping angels DO NOT BLINK. They can get you through the television.

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